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Comedy Meets Wellness

Coming Soon,

A Daily Wellness Practice without the Ommmms

Faster than a pill.

Healthier than a smoke.

Cheaper than a drink. 

And more accessible than sex.

It turns out,

Laughter really is the best medicine.

The Quickest Natural Release of Dopamine.

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Laughter

reduces STRESS

Major stress hormones, cortisol and adrenaline, were reduced by 39% and 70% respectively, just by anticipating laughter.

LAUGHTER

DECREASES PAIN

Watching 15 minutes of comedy boosts the ability to withstand pain by

approximately 10%.

LAUGHTER INCREASES IMMUNITY

Laughing increases the number and activity of “killer cells”, which the immune system deploys to attack disease.

LAUGHTER IS

A WORKOUT

Watching 15 minutes of comedy increased average blood flow by 22 percent during laughter.

Warning

HUMORCURE WILL NOT CAUSE NAUSEA, UPSET STOMACH, CONSTIPATION, HEADACHES, ANXIETY, SLEEP PROBLEMS (INSOMNIA), DROWSINESS, DIZZINESS, NERVOUSNESS, HEART PALPITATIONS, LOSS OF APPETITE OR INCREASE IN APPETITE, WEIGHT CHANGES, DRY MOUTH, DECREASED SEX DRIVE, IMPOTENCE, OR DIFFICULTY HAVING AN ORGANISM, VERY STIFF (RIGID) MUSCLES, HIGH FEVER, SWEATING, FAST OR UNEVEN HEARTBEATS, TREMORS, OVERACTIVE REFLEXES, VOMITING, DIARRHEA, FEELING UNSTEADY, LOSS OF COORDINATION, TROUBLE CONCENTRATING, MEMORY PROBLEMS, WEAKNESS, CONFUSION, HALLUCINATIONS, FAINTING, SEIZURE, SHALLOW BREATHING THAT STOPS; OR SEVERE SKIN REACTION, FEVER, SWELLING IN YOUR FACE OR TONGUE, BURNING IN YOUR EYES, SKIN PAIN, FOLLOWED BY A RED OR PURPLE SKIN RASH THAT SPREADS (ESPECIALLY IN THE FACE OR UPPER BODY), SORE THROAT, SEVERE BLISTERS, PEELING SKIN, SHOOTING PAIN, NUMBNESS, LOSS OF SMELL, A PAINFUL, PERMANENT ERECTION, UNUSUAL URGES FOR SEX AND GAMBLING, NIGHTMARES AND VIVID DREAMS, NAILS FALLING OFF, DRIVING YOUR CAR IN A FOGGY SLEEP, MISTAKING YOUR NANNY FOR YOUR WIFE IN A MEDICALLY -INDUCED HAZE.